JERUSALEM – The Israeli government announced their military would permanently occupy southern Lebanon following their initial invasion earlier this month. “This is just a precautionary move, pur...
Hungary admits it voted out Orbán just to see look on JD Vance’s face
BUDAPEST ― The Central European nation of Hungary celebrated the victory of Péter Magyar today, and specifically, the accompanying incredibly silly scowl it put on JD Vance’s already perpetually-silly...
TV studios announce new series based on demands of show haters
LOS ANGELES – Citing audience demand, the major TV studios announced a slate of new television programs targeted at viewers who watch but ceaselessly complain about their shows. Executives say t...
#1 Canadian summer destination is getting away from Poilievre
OTTAWA – Trendspotters have identified the hottest destination for Canadians this summer, and it is putting as much distance as possible between you and Pierre Poilievre. From Acadie-Anapolis in...
Floor-crosser Marilyn Gladu “accidentally” leaves conversion therapy pamphlets around Liberal Convention
MONTREAL – Attendees at the 2026 Liberal Party Convention have reported finding conspicuously-left pamphlets for a “Shock Away The Gay” conversion therapy camp, apparently distribute...
Artemis II mission returns successfully with the moon
HOUSTON, TX – After splashing down in the middle of the Pacific, NASA’s Artemis II capsule returned to Earth after a successful ten-day mission to bring the moon back to Earth. The mission objec...
Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks maple syrup
“I can’t think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity.” Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist Nile Séguin along with special guests Kyah Green (The Fandom ...
Trump clarifies that civilization he intends to end is America
WASHINGTON, DC – Following criticism that he has reneged on his promise to end “a whole civilization,” as detailed in one of his many irate posts about the Iran war, US President Donald Trump ha...
Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me
By: Pierre Poilievre Good afternoon my fellow Canadians, except the ones I don’t like: This morning, Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor to Mark Carney’s traitorous, thievery-loving Libera...
Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth
NEW YORK- The complete eradication of sentient life on our planet spurned the end of history, the death of time, and a permanent all-consuming blackness, as markets reacted negatively, shedding eleven...
