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University Reviews
Acadia University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: Acadia University Nickname: Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot University Motto: “Please do not force us leave our homes” (In use since the 1700s) History: Acadia University was found…
Dalhousie University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: Dalhousie Nickname: Smug and moist Motto: “Where Ontario comes to party” History: Founded in 1818, by George Ramsay, 9th Earl of Dalhousie, Dalhousie University didn’t hold its first cours…
OCAD University: University Reviews 2014
Name: OCAD University Nickname: The Jenga of Universities Motto: “You can’t put a price on art. Wait, yes you can, it’s $6,000 a semester” History: OCAD University was originally founded as the …
Ryerson University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: Ryerson University Nickname: Dave Motto: “The best education you can get in a mall” History: In 1852 at the core of the present main campus, the historic St. James Square, Egerton Ryerson f…
McGill University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: McGill University Nickname: The Harvard of the North, Oxford of the West, the UCLA of the East, the University of Canberra of the North-Northeast, and the Moleman Episcopalian College of th…
University of Guelph: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Guelph Nickname: Ol’ MacDonald had a University. Motto: “We take field trips literally” History: Well shoot, if it ain’t a whole pack of university-bound rascals lookin’ for s…
University of British Columbia: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of British Columbia Nickname: Ol’ Oh God Maybe This Earthquake Will Turn Out To Be The Big One Motto: ‘I’ve got some psilocybin, you’ve got some woods behind your house, what are…
University of Calgary: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Calgary Nickname: Ol’ Rootin, Tootin’, and Pollutin’ Motto: “There will be blood.” History: University of Calgary was founded in 1966 as a direct response to the aggressively …
University of Waterloo: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Waterloo Nickname: Ol’ Lotta Geese Motto: 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 0010000…