The details of Trump’s Memorandum Of Understanding with Iran have finally been released. Here is everything you need to know. 1. The deal is a 14 point plan, one point for every time Trump …
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Trump successfully diverted to inflatable decoy G7
ÉVIAN, FRANCE – The 2026 G7 summit has thus far yielded successful talks between the world’s top leaders, largely due to US President Donald Trump being tricked early on into joining …
Trump insists it’s very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers
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Canada uses new sovereign wealth fund to buy Saudi Arabian soccer team
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Netanyahu claims Israel must permanently occupy south Lebanon in self-defence following ground invasion
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Hungary admits it voted out Orbán just to see look on JD Vance’s face
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Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”
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Americans demand to know who they have to bomb to lower gas prices
HOUSTON, TX – American consumers shocked by sharply rising gas prices demonstrated their keen understanding of global geopolitics by demanding that the Department of War bomb some foreign c…
Justin Trudeau offers tips on political dynasties to Iran’s newly-chosen supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei
TEHRAN – Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Iran’s recently-assassinated Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been chosen as the country’s new supreme leader, leading to call from former Canad…
Trump assures Congress that Netanyahu has a plan for Iran invasion
WASHINGTON D.C. – Faced with criticism that he has no strategy or timeline for his sudden invasion of Iran, President Trump insisted to Congress that a plan does exist and that it has been …
