Nostalgia, Canada – By every single metric, 2003 was a pretty sub-par year but you just need to live in any other time than now, don’t you? So now we have to list a bunch of things from a t…
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Deadpool & Wolverine to finally introduce Canada to Marvel Cinematic Universe
HOLLYWOOD – Superhero movie insiders report the upcoming film Deadpool & Wolverine will at long last introduce the long-rumoured nation of Canada to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Whil…
Law & Order Toronto criticized as unrealistic after showing Toronto Police trying to solve crimes
TORONTO – The Law & Order order spinoff series set in Toronto is being described highly unrealistic, as it depicts the Toronto Police repeatedly attempting to actually solve crimes and…
Conservative pundit decries rising divorce rate in his house
OTTAWA – Right wing pundit and columnist Hank Vrinden has entered into the increasingly heated conversation among conservative activists and commentators about the breakdown of traditional …
Denis Villeneuve apologizes for not giving Bonhomme Carnaval a cameo in Dune: Part Two
HOLLYWOOD – At a recent red carpet interview, Dune: Part Two director and French-Canadian apologized to the province of Quebec for not including a cameo by beloved mascot of the Quebec Wint…
Edmonton family receives summons to appear on Family Feud Canada
EDMONTON – Like countless families across Canada before them, the Milbanks are the latest to open their mail and discover a summons, meaning that they are legally compelled to serve out the…
Just for Laughs Festival files for bankruptcy protection just before jumping out of box wearing gorilla mask
MONTREAL – The world-renowned Montreal Just for Laughs comedy festival sadly announced this week that they would be seeking creditor protection before bursting out of a nearby cardboard box weari…
Collapsing Vice Media assures devastated journalists that upper level management will be fine
BROOKLYN, N.Y. – Vice Media began informing journalists today that they’ve been laid off as the struggling company pivots away from producing news in favour of a business model in which inv…
Seven Iconic Canadian Songs we may have just made up now that we think about it
We Canadians pride ourselves on the contributions our country has made to popular music in North America and across the world. Songs by some of our most famous musicians are counted among the big…
Totally normal guy recommends you watch new anime, “My step-sister is a mail-order bride”
Discord, Ontario – Your totally normal co-worker has once again recommended an animated series you’ve never heard of, this time it’s one called, “My step-sister is a mail-order bride.…