Luke Gordon Field, Author at The Beaverton

The Beaverton will tell Doug Ford a tunnel under the 401 is the dumbest idea of all time for just 8.5 million

“We’re willing to negotiate down to 8.2.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) delight in the chaos consuming the Conservative Party, wonder why the Democrats are …

Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won’t stop posting about

You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringe…

Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed

OTTAWA – Milton Smolyak, a “red tory” who has been rumoured to be mulling over a switch to the Liberal Party, woke up this morning with the severed head of a John A. Macdonald s…

Mark Carney giving a speech in front of Canadian flags

Carney reduces Trudeau’s tree planting program from 2 billion trees to 2

“It’s a minor revision to the program’s goals.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) dive into the details of Mark Carney’s budget, s…

Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week

TORONTO – Canada’s psychologists, psychiatrists and PTSD specialists are all pretty confident they know what they’ll be covering with their patients this week. “Usually it’s a bit of a myst…

Rogers execs on Sportsnet+ World Series crash: “You can’t expect a streaming service that only costs $30 a month to work every time”

TORONTO – With the Sportsnet+ app failing for many viewers during the Blue Jays victory in Game 4 of the World Series, Rogers execs have come forward to say that “honestly, this is ki…