Mark Hill, Author at The Beaverton

Sounds like roommate’s pretty bad at sex 

EDMONTON – According to sources in Stacey Greene’s two-bedroom apartment, her roommate’s latest attempt at sex is not going well.  “Taylor and their date disappeared into their room about 20 minu…

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Invasive spoon found in bedroom

CALGARY – According to reports from the Whittaker household, a spoon has been found on a bedroom nightstand despite the utensil’s natural kitchen habitat being well over a dozen steps away. “Whil…

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