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Man clearly wants you to ask about his cape 

WINNIPEG – According to friends and family, Winnipeg resident David Leiter has begun wearing a cape and is obviously hoping that people will ask him why.  “I think Dave might’ve lost his job or h…


“Thank Christ, we needed this” says nation

BEIJING – The Canadian women’s hockey team has won the Olympic gold medal, prompting an exhausted nation to declare “Holy fucking shit, thank you.” “Between two and a half years of COVID and all …