By: Brad Bradford Toronto is falling apart. All around us are violent criminals, people struggling with addiction who are also probably violent, and the worst of all – bike lanes. This once…
Report: Elon Musk sabotaged Ukrainian Starlink by switching them to Rogers
KYIV, UKRAINE – A bombshell report by the Wall Street journal reveals that SpaceX and Starlink CEO Elon Musk personally meddled with Ukrainian missile defence systems by downgrading their i…
Alberta Separatists confident of victory due to “Canadians’ overwhelming love for USA and Trump”
CALGARY – Despite Alberta separatism polling at under 30%, separatist organizers are confident they have read the electorate correctly, pointing to “the current record-high levels of …
Trump, Musk clash over who deserves more credit for betraying Ukraine
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald Trump and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk are reportedly feuding once again as each demands full accolades for giving the order to throttle Starlink usage for Ukrain…
Ambassador Hoekstra warns Canadians not to meddle in midterms but also to accept blame for costing Republicans the midterms
OTTAWA – U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra says American officials are warning Canadians not to interfere in the upcoming U.S. midterm elections, while also ordering them to prepare t…
Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
CALGARY – In the wake of Ukraine’s successful drone strikes on Russia’s Yandex data centres, which have allegedly caused bot activity to plummet across the web, the entirety of …
Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia
CLARKSVILLE, TN – During a midterm campaign rally, U.S. President Donald Trump thrilled his supporters by ordering them, as well as every other American, to personally mail $20 to Russian P…
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
WASHINGTON D.C. – Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public …
Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following the announcement of Canadian poet Anne Carson as this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature recipient, President Donald Trump unleashed an online tirade insisti…
Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums
WASHINGTON D.C. – Trump Administration trade advisor Peter Navarro is accusing Canada of interfering in the upcoming U.S. midterm elections, unfairly distracting from American efforts to in…
