The next Schitt’s Creek? Over four people have watched this new CBC show

TORONTO – CBC executives are celebrating the wild success of the network’s new sitcom, Living Around, which is now watched by well over most of two households. “Living Around is probably the firs…

Ford hopes removing all incentive for people to get vaccinated will encourage people to get vaccinated

TORONTO – Premier Doug Ford has announced his plan to encourage vaccine hesitant people to finally get vaccinated: end the vaccine passport system that encourages them to get vaccinated. &#…

Edward Rogers announces takeover from small corner of home where he can get reception

TORONTO – The ousted chairman of Rogers Communications has announced he will try to take back control of the company from the corner of his second floor bedroom, the only location where his…

Horse cops refusing to clean up their shit feels like too easy a metaphor

TORONTO – Earlier this week Toronto city reporter Glyn Berton penned an op-ed about Horse Cops refusing to clean up their shit as a larger metaphor for the problems of policing in the city.…

Unemployed anti vaxxer reassured he can always get work as a National Post columnist

TORONTO – After losing his long-term health care job for endangering his colleagues and patients, local vaccine denier Tim Hubble has been reassured by Postmedia he can work as one of their…

Woman repeating self-affirmations into mirror accidentally summons demonic life coach

TORONTO – Marie Klein, 22, found herself unwittingly calling forth a devil from the deepest Hells while going about her usual self-confidence building ritual. On the advice of a self-help b…

Rogers beset by power struggle between guy who will raise your phone bill and guy who will raise your phone bill

TORONTO – Rogers Communications has been gripped by a power struggle that analysts have compared to the TV show Succession, in that everyone involved would spit on your corpse if there was profit…

Sean Chu thought City Council would be cool about sexual assault like former precinct

CALGARY- After announcing he would not be stepping down as Ward 4 Councilor amid protests over his 1997 sexual assault of a minor, Sean Chu said he is deeply disappointed that his current coworke…

“Yeah, baby, step on me,” moans kinky autumn leaf

  PRINCE EDWARD COUNTY, ON – As the leaves change colour and drop from the trees in a gorgeous display of nature at its most spectacular, one particularly horny maple leaf has been spo…

5 celebrities and 1 murderer you didn’t know are Canadian

Canada is home to a ton of talented people (and a disturbing amount of murderers)! But sometimes when they get famous it’s in the U.S., and no one realizes they’re from the Great Whit…