TORONTO – Local and national media have entered day 4 talking nearly non-stop about the health code violations of a BBQ restaurant known across the city for being “fine.” “…
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Oil and gas companies line up outside Alberta legislature for Black Friday deals on provincial parks
EDMONTON – Hoping to start their year-end spending early, executives from the oil and gas industry are already waiting in line outside the Alberta legislature to snag Black Friday deals on …
Struggling single mother awarded grant to continue pursuing her fledgling music career
LOS ANGELES – In an effort to support emerging artists, Canadian arts subsidy program Factor awarded a $90,000 grant to Grimes, a musician-singer and songwriter. Just like the thousands of …
Typo leads NASA to plan mission to Mark
HOUSTON – Following a copyediting oversight in NASA’s annual budget request, the U.S. government has approved financing for the space agency to conduct its first manned mission to Mark. The…
In preparation for Florida move Raptors replace logo with image of shirtless man shooting fireworks at an Alligator
TAMPA – As part of their preparation to temporarily become a Florida based NBA team the Toronto Raptors have replaced their ‘claw’ logo with a cartoon of a shirtless man shootin…
City of Toronto now claims giving change to homeless people is tax evasion
TORONTO – After the city of Toronto issued a warning letter to a local carpenter for building cheap, efficient housing for unhoused residents, the city has doubled down and also made giving…
Torontonians flock to malls to get vital supplies of COVID before they close
TORONTO – With a lockdown looming Monday Torontonians have flooded malls and non-essential retail shops in order to stock up on needed COVID exposure. “I know grocery stores, pharmaci…
Alberta doesn’t understand why it needs a mask mandate if the provinces around it have mask mandates
EDMONTON – The government of Alberta is relieved that since B.C. and Saskatchewan have finally implemented long-awaited mask mandates to help stop the spread of COVID-19, Alberta can now av…
Trudeau: If Canadians keep us in power for thirty more years, we promise to eventually do something about the environment
OTTAWA – The Liberal government has tabled their new Net-Zero Emissions Accountability Act in the House of Commons, finally coming through on their often cited election promise to do someth…
Attempted coup in global superpower much goofier than expected
WASHINGTON D.C. – The current attempt by Donald Trump and his Republican allies to subvert the will of the people and remain in power is, according to international observers, “way st…
