Tonight at 10 on Comedy, will Justin Trudeau’s Liberals finally pay a political price for breaking election promises?...
Planet Earth II bonus footage includes 17 hours of animals shitting
UNITED KINGDOM – Following the highly successful premiere of Planet Earth II, the producers of the documentary have released 20 hours of additional footage, a full 17 of which show animals shitt...
The Beaverton’s prison rankings – The best of the best
Are you facing prison time or thinking that you’ll eventually end up in one? The Beaverton has once again evaluated every prison in Canada for prospective inmates. Here are the six that came out...
We asked some Australians to try these classic Canadian snack foods and they died, they all died
We thought we’d have a bit of fun and get our friends from Down Under to try some of our favourite Canadian snacks. Unfortunately it went horribly, horribly awry. 1. Ketchup Chips Sure it sounds weird...
Betsy DeVos promises to pass GED in time for first day of work
WASHINGTON D.C. – Immediately after being confirmed as Secretary of Education in an extremely close Senate vote, Betsy DeVos spoke to the media and promised to secure her General Educational Dev...
“This is how fascism starts,” says man who hasn’t been paying attention for last couple months
FREDERICTON — Local man Carl Hampton recently retweeted Donald Trump’s statement that “all negative polls are fake news” with the phrase “This is how fascism starts,” notably missing out on the fact t...
Local man tired of warnings from time-travelling future selves
KENORA, ON – Reckless adventure-lover Devon Howard has grown tired of the ominous warnings personally delivered to him by various time-travelling versions of his future self. The visits first be...
New police body cams come with easy to use editing software
The police finally bow to public pressure....
Intelligence Agencies allege Russian campaign to disseminate fake horoscopes
WASHINGTON D.C. – Former CIA Director John Brennan briefed members of Congress this morning, alleging a massive cyber disinformation campaign waged by Russia to circulate misleading and even fal...
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Kevin O’Leary
Name: Terence Thomas Kevin O’Leary Background: O’Leary started his career as a financial hawk quite young: by selling bags of “candy” on the playground that were actually full ...
