OTTAWA – The problem-plagued Phoenix Pay system for public servants resolved yet another pay-related issue after an employee has dropped dead from an apparent heart attack on Tuesday. Maurice La...
Mom and Dad tag-team to remember boring anecdote
TORONTO – In an inspiring display of teamwork, local parents Al and Mary Dickinson joined forces on Friday to regale their son with a completely boring anecdote. “What a trip!” Mary announced shortly ...
How To: Plan A Romantic Valentine’s Day
Time to start your frantic last minute planning for the sexiest day of the entire year!...
Giant rat calls apartment meeting to discuss neglected chores
TORONTO – Roommates Darrin, Phil, and Maria were surprised this weekend when a massive rat scrabbled out from behind the stove and asked them if they could please take better care of the place. ...
Liberals defending “routine” $1550 a plate plate-smashing event
OTTAWA – Insisting their party was not a fundraising event and simply a conventional gathering of like-minded citizens, the federal Liberals are defending their second annual “Plate-Smash-a-Thon...
The People vs. Jian Ghomeshi
The inside story of the Jian Ghomeshi scandal, as only the CBC could tell it....
Mitch McConnell Congressmansplains arcane senate rules to Elizabeth Warren
WASHINGTON D.C. – One day after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell stunned Democrats when he interrupted Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren’s speech about Jeff Sessions’ past and ushered...
Quiz: Why didn’t your father say he loved you before he died?
The bond between child and father is one of the most important in a person’s life. In your case the lack of love between the two of you will haunt every future relationship. But instead of focus...
NDP wonders why they never get to vacation with billionaires
OTTAWA – After revelations that both Justin Trudeau and Rona Ambrose had spent part of the Christmas holiday on property belonging to extremely wealthy supporters, Thomas Mulcair and the NDP are...
Dozens of refugees cross back into US after realizing they’re in Manitoba
Emerson, MB – More than 50 refugees fleeing into Canada from the US to avoid the Presidency of Donald Trump turned back after realizing they had entered the province of Manitoba. “Are you sure t...
