EDMONTON – With 76% of Albertans voting to reject a referendum on leaving Canada, the remainder of Canadians have registered “pleasant shock” at the province’s decision to, for once, not shoot itself in the foot.
“The tailing ponds, the UCP, Pierre Poilievre’s Stampede outfits – we’re just not used to Albertans acting in a non-embarrassing manner,” explains millions of Canadians as they wake up to see that Albertans will not pursue splitting the entire country apart over a narrative pushed by conspiracy grifters and American oil conglomerates.
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