EDMONTON – With the results of all ten questions on the Alberta referendum in, a majority of Albertans have sent a clear message to the world that they are not only Canadian, but also racis…
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Alberta separatists propose making referendum vote best-of-seven series
EDMONTON – Rather than accepting defeat in Tuesday’s Referendum and disappearing forever, as most Albertans hoped, separatist leaders are calling to extend the vote “playoff style” to a bes…
U.S. government accuses Canada of meddling in Alberta referendum
WASHINGTON, D. C. – Secretary of State Marco Rubio is reportedly accusing Prime Minister Mark Carney of election interference in the recent Alberta referendum. The accusation came after Prime Min…
Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision
EDMONTON – With 76% of Albertans voting to reject a referendum on leaving Canada, the remainder of Canadians have registered “pleasant shock” at the province’s decision to…
Alberta Separatists confident of victory due to “Canadians’ overwhelming love for USA and Trump”
CALGARY – Despite Alberta separatism polling at under 30%, separatist organizers are confident they have read the electorate correctly, pointing to “the current record-high levels of …
Report: video of Quebecois kid singing still delightful on 78th viewing
“Like any great work of art, there are details you only pick up on after repeated viewings.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump’…
Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
CALGARY – In the wake of Ukraine’s successful drone strikes on Russia’s Yandex data centres, which have allegedly caused bot activity to plummet across the web, the entirety of …
Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums
WASHINGTON D.C. – Trump Administration trade advisor Peter Navarro is accusing Canada of interfering in the upcoming U.S. midterm elections, unfairly distracting from American efforts to in…
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan: “Come invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
CALGARY – With the Alberta Separatism referendum fast approaching, pro-separatist groups have launched a new campaign to entice investment dollars to their chaotic barely-planned idea for a…
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the govern…
