TORONTO – Feeling well-rested and in high spirits, local barista Jennifer McMahon has woken up this morning ready to be berated by a customer for any conceived imperfections in their morning cof...
Man wakes up happy and refreshed, ready to scream at barista
TORONTO – Feeling well-rested and in high spirits, local corporate lawyer Ron Chapnick has woken up this morning ready to verbally tear into a barista for any conceived imperfections in his morn...
Patriots Super Bowl victory party gets out of hand
Things went a little too far…...
Young Syrian girl signs seven-figure advance for posthumous diary
Palmyra, Syria – Nilu Muhammed, a 12-year-old living in war-torn Syria, has garnered a multi-million dollar advance for a diary she keeps hidden under the rubble she sleeps on. “An advance of th...
Kevin O’Leary’s leadership bid derailed after condor attempts to hatch his head
OTTAWA – Kevin O’Leary has been forced to suspend his campaign for the Conservative party leadership after a California condor, mistaking O’Leary’s shiny, white pate for an egg, attempted to inc...
American coal mines reopened after Trump buries million tons of coal
WEST VIRGINIA – Following through on his promise to get coal country working again, Donald Trump has purchased millions of tons of coal, and buried it throughout the West Virginian countryside. ...
Unknown MP Hephen Starper running for conservative leadership
OTTAWA – In an unexpected turn of events little known MP Hephen Starper has entered into the race for leadership of the Conservative Party. Starper is considered by many to be a dark horse candi...
Americans substitute ‘hang in there kitty’ posters for ‘ostrich with head in sand’
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – As the dust settled on the first week of the new U.S. administration, millions of Americans sought to redecorate for the impending apocalypse by tearing down their dec...
Canadians Try A Thing
This week on BeavFeed, we round up the gang and have them try a thing! #content #millennials...
Local woman loses holiday weight just in time for world to end
GUELPH – Through counting points, exercising and an astounding variety of vegetable-based pasta substitutes, Christine Newman finally lost her holiday weight just in time for the world to implod...
