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Editorial by Don Meredith: “At least I did my expenses correctly”
As many of you know, I am a man of faith, and faith is at the foundation of a good and just society. But I fear that the faith in the great institution of our Canadian Senate may be shaken in the mind...
Nation’s 20 year-old men announce plans to spend Friday night shouting in residential area
CANADA – Young men across the nation have confirmed that they will be spending this Friday night – and each Friday night for the foreseeable future – shouting, yelling, or simply spe...
Virgin tree excited to finally bust pollen load
WELLINGTON, ON – With the approach of warmer weather, a local virgin sugar maple is reportedly excited to finally “go all the way” and release his load of pollen that has been building up inside...
Disney’s gay Lefou lauded as “huge step forward” for LGBT characters no one could possibly like
BURBANK — LGBT advocates are applauding Disney’s remake of Beauty and the Beast, featuring an openly gay version of LeFou, as a leap forward for gay characters no one would ever want to identify...
Embarrassed Pence carries crying Trump out of cabinet meeting
WASHINGTON D.C. – A frustrated Mike Pence has been spotted carrying a screaming and wailing Donald Trump out of the White House cabinet meeting room. “I swear he doesn’t normally act like this,”...
Editorial: My rant against Jews was taken out of context by the vast Jewish conspiracy which controls the world
BY: GAVIN McINNES, CONTRIBUTOR TO REBEL MEDIA Over the past few days, I have faced a backlash over the release of a video I recorded for my online show in which I talk about all the reasons I hate Jew...
Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home
TORONTO – A community is grieving today after a local 29-year-old was discovered tragically thirty in her bedroom this morning. Witnesses say she felt little pain. “She was resigned to it at the...
RCMP accidentally deploy Musical Ride during hostage negotiations
Pulteney, AB – In a police-related mix up, RCMP unwittingly deployed the Mounties famed Musical Ride to a hostage situation in rural Alberta. Police surrounded an isolated farmhouse after receiv...
Climactic showdown ruins another night shift at local steel mill
Sudbury, ON – Yet another work shift at a local steel mill was ruined this evening, as local protagonist Dr. Rick Powers had his final face off against sworn rival and disgraced former Lieutenan...
