It’s the classic psychology quiz you do at work! Can you guess which of your past experiences is trying to express it’s emotional payload subconsciously? Sources Cliff Alligator Zombies Earwig Steve...
The Beaverton Weekly Report: Donald Trump does Donald Trump thing. Will this be the Donald Trump thing that ends Donald Trump?
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts thei...
Meet Trump’s powerful new advisor: his personal support worker, Mrs Ocampo
A new player has appeared at the game-board of Washington, D.C., and is quickly positioning themselves as the power behind the throne. Who is this mysterious and formidable figure? Donald J. Trump’s n...
Sears Canada renames itself ‘Bombardier’ so government will bail it out of bankruptcy
TORONTO – Sears Canada has renamed itself to ‘Bombardier, Department Store Division’ in an effort to receive billions from the government and stave off declaring bankruptcy. The new corporate mo...
RCMP to investigate white collar crime after discovering minorities commit these crimes too
Miguel and Emma investigate the RCMP’s very…specific reason for their newfound interest in white collar crime....
Inspiring! When people told him he would never amount to anything, this bear went on to maul 15 people!
We all love a good underdog story, but how about an underbear story? Meet Toby, a grizzly bear living in Algonquin park. Born stunted and unassuming in a bad part of the woods, nobody thought Toby wou...
Do you really have to stare while I do this?
By: A Dog Well, here we are again. You’ve got your small plastic bag and I’m looking for a the right spot, but could you do me one favour? Stop staring. It’s just a small ask, but your ogling is reall...
Megyn Kelly, NBC to provide “much needed platform” to Holocaust deniers
NEW YORK — After using the first two episodes of her nationally broadcast, Sunday night news magazine as a soapbox for scrappy underdogs Vladimir Putin and Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly and NBC News announc...
Sick of diamonds? Here are 5 alternative engagement ring stones that will have her saying “this just a bagel”
You’re in love. That’s amazing! You know that she’s the one and you’ve been thinking about how you want to ask the big question to tie-the-knot. But there’s only one problem: diamonds. Maybe they’re t...
Beaverton Remembers: The 2003 Blackout
Where were you when Toronto went dark?...
