Victoria, BC – In the hours preceding dinnertime today, single career-woman, Kathy Maxwell, let down her hair and got lost in a daydream about her ideal future sandwich. “Don’t get me wrong, I l...
Pinky toe deserts sandal for better life
EDMONTON – In a last ditch attempt at freedom, the pinky toe of Emilie Licea made a run for it to avoid spending the remainder of the summer strangled by the thin leather strap of a sandal. At t...
After years of race-baiting rhetoric and Islamophobia, I was beginning to suspect the Rebel might be racist
BY: BRIAN LILLEY, REBEL MEDIA CO-FOUNDER When I first co-founded the Rebel with Ezra Levant, I wanted to carry on the legacy of Sun News – you know, denying climate change, calling for the defun...
REPORT: If you die in an Escape Room, you die in real life
VANCOUVER – Casting a dark shadow on a favoured millennial pastime, the Intergovernmental Panel on Escape Rooms released a shocking report today that states in no uncertain terms, if you die in ...
Canada holds nationwide beauty pageant to find most effective NAFTA negotiator
OTTAWA – In preparation for the upcoming round of NAFTA renegotiation talks, Canada is searching for the most effective possible negotiator through a nationwide beauty pageant. “We considered th...
Hamilton Tiger-Cats lose in practice match against training equipment
HAMILTON – The struggling Hamilton Tiger-Cats was dealt another blow after losing a practice match to their training equipment by a score of 2-0. Many believed that the Ti-Cats (0-7) would easil...
Quebec Maître D’ stunned as enigmatic tourist greets him in his native tongue
MONTREAL — Jon Dubois, maître d’ of Montreal restaurant Le Poirier, reported feeling shocked earlier this week when an charming yet mysterious woman–who had clearly travelled from a far-aw...
BRT: Trojan Beaver
Why won’t Canada accept a friendly gift from Russia?...
Local woman has now explained meaning of tattoo to everyone she knows
MOOSE JAW, SK – After shoehorning it into a discussion with the downstairs neighbour, Claire Dolby has now told everyone she knows the origin and meaning of her wrist tattoo, in spite of interes...
Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch apologizes for error in 1945 headline
NORFOLK, VA – The Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch, the paper of record for Norfolk, Virginia, has issued a correction to a 1945 story that indicated that Nazi organizations were no longer functioning. “...
