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Canada holds nationwide beauty pageant to find most effective NAFTA negotiator

– In preparation for the upcoming round of renegotiation talks, is searching for the most effective possible negotiator through a nationwide beauty pageant.

“We considered the usual trade specialists, seasoned diplomats, and policy experts,” said Foreign Affairs Minister . “But our research shows the best advocate for Canada in these specific negotiations is a woman between the ages of 18 and 25 who looks chillingly like the American president’s daughter.”

“The one he likes,” she then clarified.

Miss North American Free Trade Agreement will spend a weekend being briefed on the status of NAFTA, the importance of the and industries, and how to keep her shiny yet bouncy before representing Canada in the massive multinational trade deal.

“We don’t want Canadians to get the wrong idea,” Freeland explained. “This isn’t just about looks. To be crowned Miss NAFTA, a woman needs to grasp complex trade issues and be able to put forth convincing arguments in a high pressure adversarial situation, all while wearing a business bikini.”

“And if the first Miss NAFTA doesn’t out, well, we’re considering rotating her out in favour of a younger, prettier Miss NAFTA every three or four weeks anyway.”

Taking a different approach, Mexico’s NAFTA negotiator will be the disinterred skeleton of Fred , the distant father whose approval Trump has chased for his entire life in a futile effort to finally feel loved.