Inspiring! When people told him he would never amount to anything, this bear went on to maul 15 people!

We all love a good underdog story, but how about an underbear story? Meet Toby, a grizzly bear living in Algonquin park. Born stunted and unassuming in a bad part of the woods, nobody thought Tob…

Do you really have to stare while I do this?

By: A Dog Well, here we are again. You’ve got your small plastic bag and I’m looking for a the right spot, but could you do me one favour? Stop staring. It’s just a small ask, but your ogling is …

Megyn Kelly, NBC to provide “much needed platform” to Holocaust deniers

NEW YORK — After using the first two episodes of her nationally broadcast, Sunday night news magazine as a soapbox for scrappy underdogs Vladimir Putin and Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly and NBC News an…

Sick of diamonds? Here are 5 alternative engagement ring stones that will have her saying “this just a bagel”

You’re in love. That’s amazing! You know that she’s the one and you’ve been thinking about how you want to ask the big question to tie-the-knot. But there’s only one problem: diamonds. Maybe they…

Beaverton Remembers: The 2003 Blackout

  Where were you when Toronto went dark?…

Website faces class action lawsuit by readers who believe what happened next

OTTAWA – A class action lawsuit has been filed against the media website TimeSuck by a group of users who viewed an online video and found it to be well within the realm of believability, c…

Canada immediately engulfed by holy fire after scrapping blasphemy law

CANADA – The entirety of Canada is in flames today after the Liberal party introduced legislation to repeal unnecessary sections of the criminal code, including the section that prohibits b…

Born again Christian did it for unlimited access to khakis

TRENTON, ON – Twenty-three year old Ron Masellis recently converted to Christianity in order to access an incalculable amount of khaki pants. “Originally I mistook an evangelical youth grou…

Concussed Crosby tattoos ‘you won the 2017 Stanley Cup’ reminder on his torso

PITTSBURGH – In the early morning hours after winning his third Stanley Cup while suffering from what is at least his fifth concussion, Penguins captain Sidney Crosby was seen getting a rem…

The Rebelton: Defund The CBC

  Today’s Rebelton segment about defunding the CBC has a very special sponsor.…