Come From Away celebrates award win by screeching-in Tony audience

NEW YORK — The cast and crew of the renowned Canadian musical, Come From Away, celebrated their Tony Award win for ‘Best Musical Director’ by officially screeching in every audience member …

Study finds William Fichtner is the name of the guy

LOS ANGELES – According to a new study, the guy’s name – you know, the guy from that one thing – is William Fichtner, a Long Island-born actor with over 80 credits to his name, including se…

TTC plans radical initiative to improve weekend subway service with use of trains

TORONTO – At a press conference held at Kennedy Station, TTC CEO Andy Byford announced a bold new strategy to improve weekend subway service by using actual trains instead of buses. “This is the …

Gingham-clad man slid along reclaimed wood table, thrown through restaurant window in mimosa-fueled brunch brawl

TORONTO – Police are trying to maintain order at local restaurant “Bacon for Forgiveness” after a frequent patron was thrown through a glass window in what is still an ongoing drunken, no-h…

Man pretty sure nobody on train will notice him clipping nails, moulting skin

TORONTO – Fairly certain that nobody on his morning commute will notice, local man Paul Markus has begun to slowly clip his nails and tear away his current layer of skin to make room for a …

World leaders divided on attending state funeral for Hawaiian pizza inventor

LONDON, ON – World leaders are already divided on whether they will be attending the state funeral on Monday for the controversial Canadian man who invented the Hawaiian pizza. 44 countries…

City of Toronto announces street closures for Festival of Street Closures

TORONTO – As the 171st annual Festival of Street Closures approaches, the city has released a list of roads that will be inaccessible for the duration of the festival, and also for the rest of th…

Portraits of Canadiosity: Conrad Black

  Conrad Black; the worst Canadian?…

Theresa May forms coalition with Northern Irish Unionists after agreeing to re-invade the rest of Ireland

LONDON – British Prime Minister Theresa May has secured a coalition government deal with the Democratic Unionist Party of Northern Ireland after promising to re-occupy the Irish Republic. D…

How to enjoy hot yoga when that heating panel could fall on you at any moment

Hot yoga is a great activity for your mind and body. Here’s how to get the most out of it, despite the fact that the large heating panels suspended from the ceiling could come down and crush you …