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Local woman apologizes for apologizing

WINNIPEG – Amanda Santos, a Senior Associate Consultant from downtown Winnipeg apologized during a meeting last week, then when she realized she apologized, she apologized again. Santos had this...

Trudeau pledges to vaccinate at least eight more people by end of September

OTTAWA – Amid outcries from the public and members of the health industry, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has now committed to the mass vaccination of almost 10 whole Canadians by the beginning of autu...

Man forced to move after house fills with too many good boxes

CHATHAM – Lewis White was forced to move after his house filled up with too many boxes that he deemed worth saving. White had been collecting boxes for years but once the pandemic hit and his o...

Oh no! I learned my attachment style and it’s Clippy from Microsoft Word

I had been struggling with relationships for a while. No matter how hard I’ve tried or how detached I’ve tried to be, those I’ve loved have left me or I’ve pushed them away. That’s when someone close ...

Opinion: How do we know for certain that the yellow snow isn’t lemonade?

BY CAMERON BUCKET Hear me out: I was strolling through the park, on one of my daily walks, when I passed a snow bank covered in yellow stains. Common sense told me not to eat the yellow snow. But then...

Canada approves another vaccine that you won’t get for like six months

OTTAWA – The Canadian government is pleased to announce that Health Canada has approved AstraZeneca’s COVID-19 vaccine, yet another vaccine that most Canadians won’t have access to f...

Party that promised to institute Pharmacare votes against Bill to institute Pharmacare because it would too quickly institute Pharmacare

OTTAWA – The Liberal Party, which campaigned on instituting a national Pharmacare program, recently rejected attempts by the NDP to institute a national Pharmacare program, on the grounds that i...