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As strike looms, Air Canada thrilled to have new excuse to cancel flights

How dare Tim Houston ruin my child’s favourite summer activity: burning down the province of Nova Scotia

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Smelly man rebrands himself as savoury man

Pros and Cons of solving traffic congestion by building a big ass tunnel under the 401

Elder Millennial opens zip file of cherished memories

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Man stranded on desert island regrets bringing favourite album instead of flare gun

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Western World to recognize Palestine as a state in September if it’s still there

PARIS/LONDON/OTTAWA – The governments of France, the UK and Canada have said they will do what’s morally right and recognize Palestine’s right to exist as a nation as early as September, pr…

End of days? Shoppers pharmacy answers phone

WINNIPEG – A local Shoppers Drug Mart has spurred rumours of the apocalypse after its pharmacy opted to pick up the phone. The Shoppers pharmacy has become so notorious for its lack of communicat…

Man stranded on desert island regrets bringing favourite album instead of flare gun

PACIFIC OCEAN – According to nautical sources, 36-year-old Damian Clarke regrets not bringing fundamental survival supplies to an abandoned island in favour of packing 3 Doors Down’s smash hit d…

I’ve been silent for 21 months of genocide, but this one editorial criticizing Israel will prove I’ve always been on the right side of history

By: Martin Olsen, Syndicated Columnist The images coming out of Gaza are horrendous. Mothers holding starving babies, children crying out for food, people collapsing in the street from hunger. Th…

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