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Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

Carney insists he won negotiations to finally open TrumpCoin International Bridge

Mark Carney sitting at a desk in front of several Canadian flags

Mark Carney asks climate to stop changing until Alberta quits bugging him

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

Editorial: The Human Rights Museum’s Nakba exhibit ignores the important context that I don’t want to hear about it

Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands

Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

With wildfire smoke drifting down from Canada into Michigan, New York and other states, numerous Americans have once again taken to social media to complain about Canada ruining their summers and…

U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The US Treasury Department has unveiled its own unique one dollar coin, officially nicknamed the “Loony.” Unlike Canada’s Loonie, which features a calming image of the mi…

Doug Ford vows to fight wildfires by building as many new spas as necessary

QUEEN’S PARK – As thick smoke blankets Ontario skies, Premier Doug Ford has declared that he will divert public funds to as many private spa facilities as it takes to douse the raging…

Nova Scotians respond to European-style austerity with European-style protest

WOLFVILLE, NS – Police were summoned to Acadia University on Wednesday afternoon, after demonstrators voicing displeasure with Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston’s European-style austerity mea…

Toronto air quality plummets to 1990s bingo hall levels

TORONTO — Environment Canada has warned that wildfire smoke drifting from Northwestern Ontario has reduced Toronto’s air quality to 1990s bingo hall levels. Elderly Toronto bingo players were amo…

“I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete Hoekstra

OTTAWA – Tensions between Canada and the United States flared this week when US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra was captured on a live microphone admitting that he regretted his decision to accept…