Editorial: Toronto is falling apart, so let me finish it off – by Brad Bradford
Toronto is falling apart. All around us are violent criminals, people struggling with addiction who are also probably violent, and the worst of all – bike lanes. This once-great city is bei…
Majority of Albertans vote to be Canadian, racist
EDMONTON – With the results of all ten questions on the Alberta referendum in, a majority of Albertans have sent a clear message to the world that they are not only Canadian, but also racis…
Games Industry Leaders remember Canadian developers just in time to crush them entirely
EDMONTON – In a stroke of luck, key movers and shakers in the video games industry recalled the existence of the incredible talent at Canadian studio Bioware just in time to wipe it from ex…
Report: Elon Musk sabotaged Ukrainian Starlink by switching them to Rogers
KYIV, UKRAINE – A bombshell report by the Wall Street journal reveals that SpaceX and Starlink CEO Elon Musk personally meddled with Ukrainian missile defence systems by downgrading their i…
Alberta separatists propose making referendum vote best-of-seven series
EDMONTON – Rather than accepting defeat in Tuesday’s Referendum and disappearing forever, as most Albertans hoped, separatist leaders are calling to extend the vote “playoff style” to a bes…
Brad Bradford vows to put a cop in your living room if elected Mayor
Toronto, ON – In a bold campaign move, Toronto mayoral hopeful Brad Bradford has vowed to put a police officer in your living room if elected to office. “You will never have to worry about your …
Brad Bradford reinvigorates campaign with desperate “Landlords need more” slogan
Toronto, ON – Alliterative city councillor Brad Bradford ‘the rad landlord’ has relaunched his campy campaign for major mayor of Toronto with the desperate new slogan, “Landlords need…
U.S. government accuses Canada of meddling in Alberta referendum
WASHINGTON, D. C. – Secretary of State Marco Rubio is reportedly accusing Prime Minister Mark Carney of election interference in the recent Alberta referendum. The accusation came after Prime Min…
Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision
EDMONTON – With 76% of Albertans voting to reject a referendum on leaving Canada, the remainder of Canadians have registered “pleasant shock” at the province’s decision to…
Alberta Separatists confident of victory due to “Canadians’ overwhelming love for USA and Trump”
CALGARY – Despite Alberta separatism polling at under 30%, separatist organizers are confident they have read the electorate correctly, pointing to “the current record-high levels of …
