The Beaverton

Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

Carney insists he won negotiations to finally open TrumpCoin International Bridge

Mark Carney sitting at a desk in front of several Canadian flags

Mark Carney asks climate to stop changing until Alberta quits bugging him

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

Editorial: The Human Rights Museum’s Nakba exhibit ignores the important context that I don’t want to hear about it

Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands

Neighborhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats

OAKVILLE, ON — Seven-year-old Ryan Driftwood has been making the most of his newfound love of riding his bicycle by “making bank” as a self-employed Uber Eats food courier. The second…

Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald Trump has threatened to tariff Canadian goods as a means of forcing Canadians to address circumstances that would cause future forest wildfires, a tactic …

Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation

Brandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for this weekend will do absolutely nothing to address the bird shit situat…

Cancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jet

QUEEN’S PARK – The Federal Government has announced it will not support a proposed expansion of Billy Bishop Airport, leaving Premier Doug Ford searching for the right moment to infor…