The Beaverton

Sex playlist a little heavy on the banjo

REGINA – According to sexually frustrated sources, Charlie Walker is facing criticism for trying to set a romantic mood with an excess of banjo music. “Look, I get it, the right twanging chord ca…

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Report: Middle urinal thirsty

MEN’S WASHROOM – According to a recent report from the men’s washroom, the middle urinal is very, very thirsty.  While it is a perfectly functional toilet — much like its left and right counterpa…

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