CANADA – Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating “Again with this bullshit?”
“Help me out in understanding this. He’s really fucking going back to this goddamn well again?” cursed the entire populations of Sarnia, Medicine Hat, Winnipeg, Corner Brook, and Yellowknife, “I mean I thought we were done with this garbage. I really thought we were done.”
Sources confirm that literally every citizen of Canada is just fucking exhausted with this nonsense. Most point to a seeming cycle where he seems to target one country arbitrarily for a few months only to then shift, with the same whims as a toddler, to the next. And like any never-ending spiral of insanity, the participants are just so, so, so, so tired of it.
“Is there even a point in us getting our blood pressure up over this again?” wondered all of Ottawa, Banff, St. John, and St, John’s, “Does he even remember that he did it by the next day?”
Most Canadians have reported going for a bit of a lie down because they just can’t even. Volleys of ‘”For God’s Sake”, “No Goddamn Way”, and “Motherfucker!” have sent shockwaves along the 49th parallel, registering in border states from Maine to Washington.
“Ugggggggggggggggggh”, grunted all of Nunavut and 50% of the prairies as four million collective temples were massaged by eight million collective fingers.
“Uggggggggggggggggh”, they continued.
At press time, Canadians have suggested that……. fuck, are you serious! Now he’s doing this other bullshit again?!
