VICTORIA, B.C. – Minister for Housing and Municipal Affairs Christine Boyle has announced that the provincial government will legalize polygamy in an effort to address the ballooning cost o…
Real Estate
Canadian home prices drop to 2018 levels of unaffordability
OTTAWA – Due to turbulent international markets, as well as a condo market in free fall, real estate prices across Canada have dropped to where they were in 2018 when it was already complet…
Carney announces competition to win blame for 24 Sussex restoration
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced a national design-and-build competition for the restoration of 24 Sussex Drive, the winner of which will receive full blame for their effor…
5 reasons why bailing out rich Vancouver condo developers with taxpayer money is what the free market is all about, by Mark Carney
Good afternoon, taxpayers of Canada. It is me, Mark Carney, your Definitely Liberal Prime Minister. I hope that you are all having a wonderful, fiscally profitable day. My secretary told me this …
North York condo penthouse boasts dazzling views of absolutely nothing
Move over Burj Khalifa, you’ve got to check out this just listed North York penthouse condo with breathtaking views of nothing whatsoever. Featuring floor to ceiling 360 degree panoramic windows …
STUDY: 95% of Millennial birds expect to never own their birdhouses
OTTAWA – A recent survey of birds born in the early 90s shows that three out of four of them expect to never own the birdhouse they live in, and will have to rent from humans forever. “When…
Toronto’s real estate market forces Paul McCartney to move concert to Hamilton
HAMILTON – As more Torontonians relocate to cities that offer more affordable housing, rock legend Sir Paul McCartney announced that his Toronto concert at the Scotiabank Arena is also being relo…
24 Sussex officially becomes Brookfield Property
OTTAWA – Brookfield Property Partners (TSX: BPYPP) a real estate company of Brookfield Asset Management Inc., proudly announced today their new acquisition of marquee Ottawa heritage proper…
Liberals change rules so more Canadians can buy the shittiest condos ever built
OTTAWA – The Trudeau Liberals have announced relaxing of several mortgage rules, all with the intent of allowing more Canadians to barely afford the crappiest, tiniest investment condos tha…
Amidst increasingly tough real estate market, realtors forced to actually do job
TORONTO – Amidst an increasingly tough real estate market for sellers fraught with increased listings and buyers sidelined by interest rates, the Canadian Real Estate Association has report…
