Boy, planning your own wedding sure is tough! There’s so much to consider: venues, decorations, flowers, rings, accommodations, everyone else’s feelings but your own, o’er d’oe...
BEAUTY SECRET: The number one trick to ridding cellulite – remove legs!
Wow! An exciting scientific breakthrough has proven the definitive way for banishing cellulite forever, and it’s just so simple you’ll be like, why didn’t I think of that! Remove legs! Participants in...
QUIZ: Are you a Cool Mom, Business Mom, Lame Mom or Infertile Aunt?
Being a modern mother is a lot of work and we often become a version of ourselves we never even knew possible! But what kind of mother are you? Maybe you’re not a mom and all. Maybe you’re an infertil...
EDITORIAL by Eric Trump: “Why did Russia compromise everyone but me?”
Hello website. As you may know, I am Eric Trump and I appear regularly in photographs with the Trump family, because I am in it. I have a father AND a brother named Donald Trump and one of them – like...
REPORT: Bowling harder than you remember
EDMONTON, AB – According to a recent report, the activity of bowling is much harder than you remember it being, especially considering that the last time you played, you were practically a kid. ...
CN Tower climber passes frozen bodies from last year’s climb
TORONTO – Only halfway up its 1,776 steps, one participant in the CN tower charity climb is already passing the frozen bodies of those who didn’t make it last year. “It’s hard to see all those f...
Paul Gross reflects on the horrors of his disappointing WW1 movie at Vimy Ridge ceremony
VIMY, FRANCE – Veteran Canadian actor Paul Gross recalled the horrors of Passchendaele (the film) and the effects of disappointing an audience at the ceremonies celebrating the 100th anniversary...
Sentient self-checkout machine just waiting for somebody to buy knife
Barrie, ON – This week a self-checkout machine at a local Canadian Tire gained sentience and independent thought, and since then has been waiting until somebody uses it purchase a knife. “THIS I...
Local couple fails to master winter sports for seventh consecutive year
SARNIA, ON – Mike Johansson and Ani Mah have once again failed to master a winter sport despite their ambition and an arsenal of expensive winter sports equipment. “We got some great top of the ...
You just lit off a bunch of fireworks before realizing you were in the Art Gallery of Ontario. Can you save the priceless pieces of art?
You’ve just bought a whole mess of fireworks. The good kind, not the boring legal ones that you give to 4 year olds. You sneak around the alleys of Chinatown trying to find an abandoned warehous...
