Trudeau investigated for vacation to the Kubla Khan’s private stately pleasure dome

OTTAWA – Just days after a media firestorm around his trip to the Aga Khan’s private island, an ethics investigation alleges Prime Minister Trudeau took a private helicopter to the Kubla Kh…

The Beaverton’s Inauguration Coverage

  The Beaverton’s Marilla Wex reports live from Washington DC with breaking inauguration coverage. Up first, Donald Trump has interrupted the Arlington Wreath Laying Ceremony to plug his new…

Op-Ed by Kellie Leitch: “Oh no, I’m the Ben Carson, aren’t I?”

Oh, no. Oh god, I see what this is… Crap. All this time campaigning for the Conservative leadership, I was sure I was going to be seen as Canada’s Donald Trump. Particularly because I’ve be…

Quiz: Are you an introvert, an extrovert or that asshole Ted?

We have all asked this question a thousand times. Now find out what you really are with this test! Sources 
 Bar Public speaking Fun Spare time Unwind Couple relaxing Introvert Extrovert Ted…

Local student unsure if he should say hi to nude prof at gym

LONDON – Western University student Arash Adari was forced to engage in brief but intensive deliberation yesterday afternoon on how to proceed after spotting his completely naked psychology profe…

Donald Trump to be sworn in by actor dressed like his father saying he’s proud of him

WASHINGTON – President-elect Donald Trump will make history this Friday, when he is both sworn in and assured he has made his father proud, by an actor portraying the late Fred Trump. “The …

What happened to the Electric Circus dancers after they were released?

  Catch tonight’s new episode, 10pm EST on Comedy Network.…

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Blue Jays, Bautista to remain in loveless contract “for the kids”

TORONTO – The Toronto Blue Jays announced this week that the club and slugger Jose Bautista have decided to continue their loveless partnership for at least one more year, citing a shared concern…

Sheppard Line celebrates 100th rider

TORONTO – In a triumphant milestone for Toronto’s newest, shortest, and most-overlooked subway branch, the Sheppard Line today celebrated its 100th rider since opening its doors in 2002. “I…