Trump cements job creator status by booking Three Doors Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – United States president-elect Donald Trump delivered this week on his campaign promise to put unemployed Americans back to work by hiring the country’s single least-employable …

Author praised for powerful essay “Why would he comment on my post but not like it?”

TORONTO – Toronto’s literary elite flocked to the Gladstone Hotel last night to attend a reading by up-and- coming writer Joanna McKinley, author of the groundbreaking essay, “Why would he commen…

Dr. Prof. Hon. Couns. Kellie Leitch, MD, MBA, PP, QC, RSC, BBQ, GST, vows to protect Canada from elites

Creemore, ONT – Fresh off the heels of leaked audio in which Hon. Dr. K. Kellie Leitch, P.C., O.Ont., M.D., M.B.A., F.R.C.S.(C) insisted that she’s “not an idiot” because of the volume of letters…

How To: Get Screeched In

  Not sure how to fit in while you’re in Newfoundland? Check out this handy how-to on the art of “getting screeched in”.…

Only father figure in local woman’s life about to ask her on date

MONTREAL – After struggling in a male-dominated field for several weeks, Jennifer Smythe has finally found an older man, Fred Copeland, who can provide guidance, experience, and is, unbekno…

SHOCKING: Veteran suffering from PTSD gets help he needs

OTTAWA – In an event Veterans Affairs officials are calling “unnerving and disturbing” sources say a man diagnosed with post traumatic stress disorder after serving two tours of duty in Afg…

Poor Americans saved from tyranny of government healthcare by rich Americans with government healthcare

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Senate voted 51-48 this week to open debate on a budget resolution that Republicans hope will free working class Americans from the tyranny of having to use t…

The only debate over zoos you will ever need to watch

  The only debate over zoos you will ever need to watch! Canadians, watch the full episode for free here.…

Quiz: Can you beat me up?

It doesn’t matter why I’m asking, and I am certainly not going to attack you or anything, but if it came down to a contest of physical supremacy between you and I, who would emerge the victor? So…

Man on bus needs to tell someone, anyone that it’s 4:20 PM

TORONTO – After looking at his watch and stifling a giggle, local man Dave Calhoun is now trying to make eye-contact with literally anybody else on the bus, so that he can let them know it’…