Local cuck ‘cucksplaining’ why he’s not a cuck

WINNIPEG, MB – Contrary to anyone who has met the man, local cuck, Charles Bennington, known to many in the community as “Chuck the Cuck,” has reportedly been “cucksplaining” to anyone who …

Breaking: Trump missing after chasing errant balloon through streets of D.C.

WASHINGTON D.C. – Authorities have issued an amber alert for the lost and presumed missing Donald Trump, last seen chasing a loose balloon through the streets of the U.S. capitol. “We had just ex…

QUIZ: Which Anne of Green Gables are you?

From the windblown sand of Prince Edward Island, to the potato fields also of Prince Edward Island, Lucy Maud Montgomery’s iconic tale of a red headed, scrappy orphan girl has been a staple of Ca…

Budget 2017: What you need to know

Finance Minister Bill Morneau announced the federal government’s 2017 budget. Here are some of the details: $50,000 to re-announce what was in the 2016 budget $100,000 for life-sized mannequins o…

I’m not really sure what an Innovation Minister is supposed to do

BY: NAVDEEP BAINS, MINISTER OF INNOVATION, SCIENCE, AND ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT CANADA As the Minister of Innovation, Science, and Economic Development of Canada, I’m consulting all Canadians for su…

Woman not sure why cousin liked her Facebook photo at 3 in the morning

MONCTON- According to recent reports, local woman Sophie Adams is still not entirely sure why her cousin liked her Facebook photo at 3am. “Best case scenario, Tom’s in a different time zone, or h…

Historians confirm BC’s second premier was Canada’s first hipster

VICTORIA – A group of historians at the University of Victoria have confirmed that British Columbia’s second premier, Amor De Cosmos, was the earliest hipster to settle in Canada. Dr. H. Lu…

5 destination wedding spots to find out which friends like you $3000 worth

A wedding is a beautiful celebration of love. Two people’s love for each other but also their friends and families’ love for them. However, as we all know love is ephemeral until quan…

EDITORIAL by Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit 64B: “You think you’re such special snowflakes because you weren’t grown in a lab”

As a leading Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit in this divided political climate, I get a lot of flack from commie haters and sensitive social justice warriors. And I’ve got a message for the…

Canadian town welcomes refugees

  This small town is welcoming Syrian refugees by forcing them to come to their church.…