Andrew Scheer proves he’s a regular guy by seeking credit for doing the bare minimum

OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer proved he truly is a man of the people last week when he took the absolute minimum required action to remove Senator Lynn Beyak from the Conservative ca…

Ryans Gosling and Reynolds accidentally go to each other’s homes after Golden Globes

HOLLYWOOD, CA – After attending Golden Globes in Los Angeles, two Hollywood hunks, Ryans Gosling and Reynolds, inadvertently went home to each other’s houses after the lavish event. The Can…

Airlines now planning to cut headroom on planes

SEATTLE – A leaked document from the annual International Airlines Convention (IAC) has revealed that the next cost-saving measures to be employed by carriers will be a reduction in the amo…

IN PHOTOS: Local children sleep over at Jimmy’s to read his copy of Fire and Fury

Group of children delight as they read Michel Wolff’s White House tell-all during a sleep-over at Jimmy’s house.…

QUIZ: Are you a very stable genius?

True genius is a delicate thing. Often brilliant minds are plagued with neuroses or mental illness. But sometimes, perhaps once every few generations, a truly stable genius emerges. One whose con…

Five questions white people ask when they don’t want to say ‘what race are you?’

Ethnicity is a complicated and deeply personal matter, so naturally it’s one of the first things strangers want to know about you. If you’re ethnically ambiguous, here’s a few of the well-meaning…

Local father mentions ethnicity of everyone in story for some reason

KINGSTON — While telling an anecdote about work to his children, local father George Stelling managed to specify the ethnicity of every person in the story for reasons unknown to anyone lis…

Introducing a new gym that is perfect for your New Years resolution

  Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…

REPORT: Winnipeg unable to take your cold weather complaints seriously

WINNIPEG – Reacting to a recent cold spat encompassing most of the country, the city of Winnipeg and the surrounding townships have been unable to take everyone else’s complaints about the …

Andrew Scheer takes decisive action after Senator Beyak’s 2,647th racist comment

OTTAWA – Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer has made a swift decision after removing Senator Lynn Beyak from party caucus after her 2,647th dumbfoundingly racist comment towards indige…