Move over Burj Khalifa, you’ve got to check out this just listed North York penthouse condo with breathtaking views of nothing whatsoever.
Featuring floor to ceiling 360 degree panoramic windows surrounding the full suite, future residents can take in the sprawling vacuousness of the surrounding area. From parking lots, to undeveloped fields, to a small speck in the distance that might be the CN tower, you won’t get tired of these “views”.
Bathed in natural light and boasting a beautiful birds eye view of other North York condos, these desolate daytime views are rivalled only at night, when residents are treated to the dazzling lights and delightful aural soundscapes of multiple major highways and North America’s 17th busiest airport. Even aboard one of the flights roaring above your bedroom at 3am, you’d be hard pressed to find a better view of North York’s countless strip malls and TTC bus depots.
Wake up every morning to the gentle glow of the morning sun cresting over the city’s main garbage dump, and go to bed every night to the setting of the sun over the suburban oasis of beautiful Brampton.
Situated just a 20 minute drive to Yorkdale with another 40 minutes to find parking, the retail world is at your fingertips.
An architectural gem of Toronto’s northern administrative region, this long rectangle of cement and glass was originally built by a developer that is no longer in business, in no specific neighbourhood, adding nothing to the community.
Originally sold to a numbered corporation, the condo was previously inhabited by no one, leaving it in pristine condition.
If the views are not enough, the condo also features a state of the art events room that is not bookable, a billiards room with no balls, a storage locker that fits nothing, and a pet friendly policy that allows no pets over 3 lbs.
Listed at just $1,499,999, get your bids in now, as this gem is sure to be gone in no time.
