The Beaverton endorses Montreal municipal candidates: Team Mob
The editors at the Beaverton have endorsed Team Mob for Montreal municipal office. The Beaverton endorses the re-election of Team Mob. Tradition is the backbone of any great city and the Beaverto…
The Beaverton endorses Montreal municipal candidates: Team Stock Photo
The editors at the Beaverton have endorsed Team Stock Photo for Montreal municipal office. This bright team of comfortably generic models will bring a convincing synergy to Montreal’s City …
BBM for Android: Blackberry users now only a functional phone away from being connected with the world
WATERLOO, ON – The release of BlackBerry Messenger (BBM) for iPhone and Android this week prompted waves of excitement amongst Blackberry owners who are now only a working phone away from b…
Abandoned circus definitely not haunted, says clown skull
DEER CREVICE, ON – The old, abandoned circus on the edge of town is entirely free of malignant spirits, according to the glowing skull in the rainbow wig that floats beside the rusted-out t…
Mulcair discovers that he is too bearded to approach children in park
KANATA — After a very awkward 5 minutes in a Kanata playground, Thomas Mulcair came to the realization that his beard disturbs families and scares children. “Well,” a forlorn Mu…
Dave Keon begins crafting hit single in hopes of finally getting banner in ACC
TORONTO – With Bon Jovi successfully getting a banner at the Air Canada Centre, former Toronto Maple Leaf legend Dave Keon has decided to emulate the band’s approach to finally get his numb…
Stop blaming society, it’s your own damn fault you choose to read my articles
BY MARGARET WENTE Nobody takes responsibility for their actions anymore: if you earn 30% less than men, it’s the patriarchy’s fault; if you get arrested in Egypt, it’s the Egyptian government’s f…
New wind farm built solely for clean coal commercials
SASKATOON – Energy consortium NorthAm Power has constructed a 47-turbine wind farm outside of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, solely for the purpose of being able to feature them in commercials pr…
Harper confident scandal will soon be resolved now that Duffy’s health benefits cut
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated that the ongoing Senate scandal will soon disappear now that Senator Mike Duffy’s health benefits have been removed. “Call it a hunch” Harper s…
Local man bored to death by euthanasia debate
VANCOUVER – Mark Wilson is so tired of British Columbia’s assisted suicide debate that he’s now asking for the option to end his life to prevent hearing about the subject ever again. “When …
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