VANCOUVER – Prince George, the son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, clarified that he refused to high-five Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to “knock the peasant hero down a peg.” ...
Prince William bags elusive spirit bear on visit to Great Bear Rainforest
Bella Bella, BC – The Duke of Cambridge bagged a large Kermode bear while big game hunting in BC’s Great Bear Rainforest earlier today. Despite poor weather conditions for hunting, the Prince tr...
The 10 most dishonest lies Donald Trump said during this election campaign
The U.S. election campaign has been a roller-coaster of finger pointing, name calling, and anger on both sides. But one of the hardest things to keep track of are the ever-growing number of untruths s...
Royal Couple given traditional Vancouver gift of artisanal fentanyl
VANCOUVER – At the conclusion of William and Kate’s official state visit to the city, Mayor Gregor Robertson had the honour of presenting them with a symbolic present representing the sacred tra...
Nestlé outbids Ontario man for access to his body’s water
PETERBOROUGH – Local man Dave MacIsaac has been outbid by multinational food and beverage giant Nestlé, who have now secured the rights to the water which makes up 60% of his body. A spokesman f...
New global climate report mostly just a bunch of fire emojis
Realizing that previous attempts to communicate the urgency of global climate change to the public have been ineffective, scientists have released a report that is mostly written in fire emojis. “🔥🔥🔥🔥...
America advised to pick more realistic dream
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing recent behaviour, a concerned group of friends and international representatives took the United States of America aside today and quietly advised it to pick a more realistic...
The 8 hottest MTL Blog staff who never consented to having their photo taken
Here are the Top 8 hotties of MTL Blog who did not consent to have these photos taken. URL http://depositphotos.com/46706673/stock-photo-hipster-using-laptop-at-cafe.html URL http://depositphotos.com/...
Local imam pretty sure entire congregation CSIS agents
TORONTO – After noticing a spike in attendance, local imam Karim Al-Tamimi believes that almost all of the people who regularly attend his masjid are agents of the Canadian Security Intelligence...
First Nations family waiting for adequate housing hoping to become PMO staffers
ATTAWAPISKAT, ON – After a years-long housing crisis that has left the Attawapiskat First Nation with only 340 homes for its 2,100 residents and government inaction on both the provincial and federal ...
