Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall

OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians …

Elf on the Shelf kills family of three

MONCTON — Mere weeks after welcoming Jingle to their home Doug Betterman, his wife Shauna and their 7-year-old son Jayden were brutally slain by the Elf on the Shelf. The bodies (and the elf) wer…

Senator’s video attacking Trudeau reveals dozens of sleeping Senators in background

OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Denise Batters’ YouTube video accusing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of destroying the opposition in the Upper Chamber has accidentally featured her colleagues…

Quiz: Are you on the Nice List or the Naughty List this year? A frivolous question, all mortals sin

It’s that time of year again! The smell of gingerbread is wafting from the kitchen, the tree is being decorated, and pretty soon jolly old St. Nick will be coming down the chimney. Will he be bri…

Nobody sure who gave Secret Santa gift of incriminating photographs

CALGARY – Nobody at the office is sure who gave Jake from accounting the thoughtful, but very unwanted Christmas gift of high-quality photographs that could destroy his professional and per…

5 household items that could almost pass as Christmas gifts

These everyday items found in your household could almost be a real holiday gift for friends and family! Mug – Photo by Alex Huntley Cookie Cutters- URL https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F…

Why Canada needs to bring back hazing to win World Juniors gold

  Will Canada bring home the gold?…

Make-A-Wish foundation fulfills child’s dream of becoming tenured professor of economics

CHICAGO, IL – Finally able to follow in the footsteps of his longtime hero Milton Friedman, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has let one sick little boy live his dream of becoming a tenured profe…

6 home recipes for holiday eggnog that are just as disgusting as the store brand

We’ve all been there: your holiday scene is set. The tree is up, the kids are asleep, and you’re ready to relax in front of the fire with a plate of cookies and Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas.” B…

Local mall Santa goes above and beyond, pretends he didn’t fight in Afghanistan

BURNABY, BC –  Performing the role with grace and feeling, local man Connor McKenzie has never once in his time as a mall Santa let on that he fought for three years as part of the American-led c…