French Stewart casts deciding vote to expel German Stewart from Stewropean Union

BRUSSELS – Following weeks of debate and referendum, actor French Stewart has cast the decisive vote to have German Stewart removed from the European association of Stewarts known as the Stewrope…

Local family horrified to realize Jingle All The Way has become holiday tradition

KAMLOOPS – After several years, the MacPherson family have ruefully acknowledged that, at some point, they will feel compelled to watch Jingle All The Way as part of their annual holiday ce…

Amber’s Alert

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Excited Brad Wall races down stairs only to find presents in stocking again

REGINA – Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall faced a disappointing Christmas morning today, after shooting out of bed and running down the stairs only to find gifts in his stocking yet again. “M…

Local miser visited on Christmas by three Frankensteins

LONDON, ENGLAND – Due to a high demand for helpful ghosts on Christmas Eve, elderly businessman and heartless miser Agamemnon Scoggs was forced to endure a cautionary visit from three Frank…

6 juices as raw as your holiday family interactions

Whatever your family holiday breaking point looks like—whether it’s dropping bitter truths at the dinner table, screaming in a parked car, or punching through a lampshade—there’s a raw juice for …

Canadians Try Russian Stuff For The First Time: BeavFeed

  Russia please don’t hack us! New BeavFeed video every Saturday morning, putting the #content back in Canadian content.…

5 Christmas songs Jewish people love hearing non-stop for an entire month

Christmas is for everyone. No matter how hard you try, everyone has to deal with the most wonderful time of the year. The music of Christmas is so delightfully unavoidable that you can’t help but…

Trudeau to have Christmas dinner with family, close friends, corporate lobbyists

OTTAWA — In the spirit of the season, Prime Minister Trudeau will be spending Christmas Day this year with his family, close friends, and corporate lobbyists at 24 Sussex. The Prime Ministe…

How to dress for Canadian winter

  Spoiler: Butt flaps are involved.…