It finally happened! Despite putting up a tough, masculine exterior for years, this fully grown adult man was not only able to let down his guard, but he was able to weep openly after watching poignan...
Portraits of Canadiosity: David Suzuki
David Suzuki. A great Canadian, a great environmentalist, and a nightmare for hitmen....
Pillar suspended for two games for Presidential language
TORONTO – Toronto Blue Jays centre-fielder Kevin Pillar has received a two game suspension for using the repugnant type of language the current President of the United States might use. Pillar h...
Guide To: The Human Body
Learn more about the stupid body your parents stuck you with!...
Staying on the cutting edge of 2012 trends, The Beaverton launches its own podcast network
TORONTO – The Beaverton, Canada’s hit satirical website turned television show is following through on the commitment it made to always be at the forefront of things that peaked 4-5 years ...
Roger Ailes dies secure in knowledge he left the world a more terrible place
PALM BEACH, FL. — As American pundits and politicians continue to process the sudden passing of Roger Ailes, a spokesman for the disgraced former Fox News chairman’s family issued a statement saying t...
6 money management tips from a toddler who just bought five Kinder Eggs
Hi! I am rich! I have five Kinder Eggs that I brought from the store. Do you want to know how to get enough money to buy fiveKinder Eggs? This is the most Kinder Eggs I have ever seen! I have a lot of...
Moans from basement only thing keeping local B & B from 5-star Yelp review
SUMMERSIDE, PEI – A recent survey of Yelp reviews for local bed and breakfast Lily’s Guesthouse have confirmed that the strange, definitely human moans being heard from the basement are most lik...
The Beaverton Weekly Report: May 18, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts thei...
The Beaverton Weekly Report: May 11, 2017 – Part 3
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts thei...
