TORONTO – Fairly certain that nobody on his morning commute will notice, local man Paul Markus has begun to slowly clip his nails and tear away his current layer of skin to make room for a new o...
World leaders divided on attending state funeral for Hawaiian pizza inventor
LONDON, ON – World leaders are already divided on whether they will be attending the state funeral on Monday for the controversial Canadian man who invented the Hawaiian pizza. 44 countries have...
City of Toronto announces street closures for Festival of Street Closures
TORONTO – As the 171st annual Festival of Street Closures approaches, the city has released a list of roads that will be inaccessible for the duration of the festival, and also for the rest of the sum...
Portraits of Canadiosity: Conrad Black
Conrad Black; the worst Canadian?...
Theresa May forms coalition with Northern Irish Unionists after agreeing to re-invade the rest of Ireland
LONDON – British Prime Minister Theresa May has secured a coalition government deal with the Democratic Unionist Party of Northern Ireland after promising to re-occupy the Irish Republic. DUP Le...
How to enjoy hot yoga when that heating panel could fall on you at any moment
Hot yoga is a great activity for your mind and body. Here’s how to get the most out of it, despite the fact that the large heating panels suspended from the ceiling could come down and crush you at li...
Ottawa announces $62 billion worth of defence spending delays
OTTAWA – Defence Minister Harjit Sajjan has announced that the government will add $62 billion in defence spending delays over the next 10 years. The new procurement strategy titled ‘Postponed. ...
How To: Own A Cat
So you wanted a pet, but decided a dog would be too much fun?...
Area woman so busy she doesn’t even have time to eat yogurt.
TORONTO – Forced to juggle career, family and an active social life, local woman Carole Vonn was unable to find any time in her busy schedule to eat yogurt this week. “I knew that being an...
Hedley celebrates 14th anniversary of benefiting from CRTC laws
ABBOTSFORD, BC – Pop-punk band Hedley celebrated their 14th anniversary of profiting from the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission Canadian content rules. As per the CRTC’...
