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Alberta NDP fears massive cross-border spill of environmentalism from B.C. NDP

EDMONTON – Alberta premier Rachel Notley gave a press conference today in which she outlined her concerns about a massive spill of environmentalism from across the British Columbia border. “Envi...

Gay friend can’t even look at you until you’re caught up on Drag Race

MONTREAL – According to numerous reports, your closest gay friend, Erik Mitchell, is refusing to engage with you in any way until you have watched the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Your ...

Saskatchewan Party solidifies platform of being a political party from Saskatchewan

SASKATOON – At the leadership convention that appointed Sott Moe the new leader, Saskatchewan Party members also voted to amend their party constitution to emphasize that they are both a politic...

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John Tory steps up Toronto’s Amazon bid by becoming the first person to watch all of Mozart in the Jungle

TORONTO – Amidst reports that Ontario’s capital has been selected as one of the top 20 locations for Amazon’s new headquarters, mayor John Tory has proven there’s nothing he won’t do for his city by b...

Trump’s state of the union praised for including several big boy words

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Dawson City River fountain deemed a success

DAWSON CITY, YT – The Yukon Government is celebrating its first successful run of a brutalist-style river fountain, which attracted the curiosity of many residents and even stirred national medi...

Ontario Tories pledge to work almost as hard at reforming their party culture as they previously were at covering up their party culture

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