‘Communist Broadcasting Corporation’ Facebook comment lands uncle 5 years in gulag

Tweed, ON – After a months long trial, local uncle Herb McKinley has been found guilty of criticizing the Communist Broadcasting Corporation and sentenced to 5 years hard labour in the gula…

Terrible time capsule buried by previous homeowners just contains dog bones

EDMONTON — When you move into a new home, you’re bound to come across a few forgotten treasures. Jenny Weber and her family weren’t so lucky when they discovered a time capsule in their recently …

Canadians abroad continue to deny knowledge of “Steve from Canada”

Canadians abroad continue to deny knowledge of “Steve from Canada” Share this video with your favourite Steve from Canada! Presented by .CA Get your .CA domain name at https://choose.…

Edmonton expected to get hit with 10 cm of Oilers jerseys tonight

EDMONTON – Environment Canada has issued a special weather advisory for the Edmonton area which is expected to receive up to 10 cm of Edmonton Oilers jerseys from disillusioned fans tonight…

Man who has consumed every Fyre Fest documentary and podcast now kinda wants to go to Fyre Fest

WINNIPEG — After watching both new documentaries about the infamous Fyre Fest, as well as copious other reporting, local barista Geoff Markson now wishes he could attend the disastrous musi…

Salami industry issues their own food guide mainly consisting of Salami

OTTAWA – In response to Health Canada’s new food guide that emphasises a plant based diet and unprocessed food, the salami industry has produced its own rival food and nutrition guide, the …

Report: There are a bunch of cities outside Toronto with their own streets and buildings and stuff

TORONTO – In a recent report released by the Canadian Geographical Society, there appear to be upwards of 10 cities outside of Toronto that not only have a bunch of buildings and houses wit…

Going Public: This pensioner was overcharged on her car insurance so we brutally murdered the people responsible

A senior driver was shocked to discover that her insurance company was over-billing her with an added premium she never asked for, but justice has been served since our Going Public Team brutally…

Tories claim leaked health care privatization docs merely drafts that reflect their ultimate goals and intentions

TORONTO – Responding to multiple document leaks that indicate the government will privatize significant parts of Ontario’s health care services, the Ford government assured Ontarians that t…

Referee reverses call after man yells at TV loud enough

ORILLIA, ON – Upon hearing that he’d made a “bullshit call” from a distant voice that powered its way through the television screen, an NHL referee reversed his penalty decision this evenin…