Boyfriend not sure about this “top sheet” thing
SACKVILLE, NS – Local boyfriend Robert Bell is voicing concerns about the top-sheet that was recently installed on his double twin bed by girlfriend Nila Joshi. “I already have a sheet!” Be…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 3
Emma and Miguel discuss a robot takeover; Tim Fontaine talks the wooing of Indigenous voters.…
Every political party has found a unique way to alienate Indigenous Peoples
We’ll settle for half.…
Half of Osheaga too high to realize festival ended 2 days ago
MONTREAL – Roughly 20,000 spectators have continued to attend Montreal’s indie music festival at Parc Jean-Drapeau unaware that the event ended some two days ago. Revellers who had not come…
We uncover the real reason Trudeau won’t introduce Sharia Law
Do we really think this guy is capable of pulling it off?…
Local Aunt needs a vacation from her vacation
HAMILTON, ON– During a ten day all-inclusive trip to Cuba, local aunt Brenda Sommers has officially declared that she officially needs a vacation from the very vacation she is currently exp…
Fraser Institute study proves the average Canadian pays nearly five trillion dollars in taxes per year
VANCOUVER – The Fraser Institute has released its annual ‘Tax Freedom Day’ report, an estimate of the tax burden of the average Canadian which this year adds up to a whopping five trillion …
HBOs Chernobyl offers perfect solution to climate change
On this week’s Let Me Explain: Emma solves Climate Change!…
Guests furious hotels will no longer be giving out little bottles filled with terrible products no one uses
VANCOUVER – Citing environmental concerns, several major hotel chains are switching from small bottles filled with cheap personal hygiene products to large, built-in dispensers and many gue…
Cute dog on street delays mental breakdown by 50 minutes
KAMLOOPS, BC – A man’s mental breakdown was put on hold for nearly an hour today, after coming into contact with Wellesley, a Pembroke Welsh corgi, while waiting for the bus. “Awwwww!” excl…
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