Leaders help inspire young Canadians to pursue some career other than politics

OTTAWA – With the federal election under way, younger voters have been inspired by Canada’s major party leaders to change their life direction by never, ever running for public office. “I t…

Watch: Season 3, Episode 8

  Emma and Miguel blow the lid off fake news; Dave Barclay considers gig economy apps.…

Fake news experts The Beaverton teach you how to spot fake news

  A handy guide to spotting fake news.…

No one at Blue Jays game wants to be there

TORONTO – After arriving at the Rogers Centre for yet another grinder of a baseball game, sources report that literally no one attending the Blue Jays game today-  including players, staff,…

Oxford Dictionary adding Ontario slang in order to give rest of Canada another reason to hate Ontario

  You never screefed the shit out of your quad?…

12 suspected vegans arrested in latest anti-Alberta energy inquiry raid

EDMONTON – An early morning raid on a vegan restaurant in downtown Edmonton has lead to the arrest of 12 suspected vegans for anti-Alberta energy activities. The seven women and five men ar…

Humpback whale unable to stop herself from eating delicious, delicious plastic bags

THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH – Stuffing her fifth one that day into her mouth, a local humpback whale found herself unable to stop eating those delicious, delicious plastic bags scattere…

Following Hurricane Dorian, Nova Scotians still unaware Dartmouth floated away

HALIFAX — In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, a category 2 storm that battered the Maritimes, locals have yet to notice that the entire city of Dartmouth has been washed out to sea. Officials …

Snapping turtle keeps Greenbelt home after donating $100,000 to Ontario PCs

UXBRIDGE, ON – A wealthy snapping turtle from the Oak Ridges Moraine Conservation Area has successfully lobbied to keep her home after making a generous donation on the Ontario Progressive …

Canadians grunt in celebration of Bianca Andreescu’s first Grand Slam win

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