Disturbed by report he read in grocery store, Andrew Scheer demands Trudeau not allow the lizard people into Canada
OTTAWA – After reading a shocking article while waiting in line at the grocery store, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is blasting Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for potentially allowing a …
QUIZ: Have you made an informed decision not to have children or are you a selfish witch?
Ah, children. Life’s little bundles of joy. Every woman’s purpose in life. Or do you disagree? Have you, an adult woman, thought hard about whether or not to have children and come out on the sid…
Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
KAMLOOPS, BC – As the beginning of autumn arrives, small towns are warning that September marks the beginning of sewer clown season and citizens should be on alert to avoid encountering the…
RCMP thank Maxime Bernier for making it easier to track white supremacists
OTTAWA – The Integrated National Security Enforcement Team of the RCMP have issued a personal thank you to People’s Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier for making their jobs much easier o…
Alberta schools to avoid provincial cuts by pretending to be an oil sands company
EDMONTON – In response to a report that called for dramatic cuts to health care and education to balance the budget, Alberta’s schools have already started rebranding themselves after oil s…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 7
Emma and Miguel go ham on the NFL; Andrew Phung explores online youth culture.…
Study: thousands of Canadians currently having emotional affair with “Sarah From The Conservative Party.”
No one understands me like you do Sarah…
Education cuts force class to share single pencil
A handy guide to dealing with education cuts…
Search and rescue crews continue to look for any signal of federal NDP campaign
OTTAWA – With dwindling hope, search and rescue crews continue to scour the country looking for any signs of an election campaign for a major party. Rescuers believe that the NDP is running…
Child expertly carries out covert pee in pool
EDMONTON, AB — Earlier today, during a pool party at his neighbour’s house, Tommy Watkins, 7, successfully executed an unnoticed pee in the pool. “When you love playing in the pool as much …
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