WASHINGTON, DC—Police have reportedly expressed quiet concern following a disturbing statistic showing actress and activist Jane Fonda’s re-offence rate has nearly quadrupled at an alarming speed…
“You’ll see! One day I’ll be the biggest dancer on Broadway!” sobs Sean Spicer to disapproving dad
EAST BAY, RI — Following his surprisingly successful performances on ABC’s Dancing with the stars, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s blossoming career in show business collided wit…
Bernie Sanders released from hospital, promises to be every bit as old as before
LAS VEGAS – While recovering from a sudden heart attack, US Senator and 2020 Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders promised supporters he will return to the race with a renewed commitment t…
Climate change skeptic insists earth was booby-trapped to explode from beginning
OTTAWA—Climate change skeptic Herb Gilpin has found increasing support for his theory that climate change, far from being caused by man-made pollutants, is in fact an indication that it is heatin…
Experts divided on whether women happiest when married, single or mysteriously widowed
VANCOUVER – Following the heated controversy which erupted after the publication of a study showing single women are happier than married women, many experts are now taking on the more comp…
Toronto Landlord just needs you to put a 20% down payment on the building before you sign a lease
TORONTO — Sources have confirmed that the landlord currently showing you around a 1-bedroom apartment in a Toronto low-rise just needs you to put a 20% down payment on the mid-century building it…
Wellness fail! This infant thinks breastmilk counts as clean eating
Between tracking down organic produce, making sure our diets have the right amount of nutrients, and keeping an eye out for pesky GMOs, clean eating can be hard for many of us. But sadly, the tem…
Anti-abortion politician supports exceptions for rape, incest, and being his mistress
WASHINGTON D.C. — United States politician Herb Phillman has unveiled a bold new stance on the controversial issue of abortion bans by proposing exceptions in instances of rape, incest, and being…
This year’s song of the summer just podcast about impeachment
TORONTO —- In what musicologists and pop chart analysts are calling an unprecedented trend, patterns in digital downloads, youtube views and online engagement all indicate that this year’s song o…
Scientists taught this bear to mimic facial expressions but in a mean way
VANCOUVER – Bear lovers rejoice! We are officially one step closer to fully communicating with our furry friends. For the first time in history, scientists have taught a bear to mimic human facia…