Due to illegitimate controversies, the Beaverton will be suspending its campaign....
Why The Beaverton Corporation should absorb the CBC for nutrients
BY KEVIN DOWSE, BEAVERTON CORPORATION LACKEY It’s a battle as old as time: the CBC wages war on hard-working corporations, all while getting fat suckling at the teat of Mother Taxpayer. I used to rese...
7 women whose brazen sexuality we find unsettling
We at the Beaverton Corporation believe in family values. Here are seven women who pose a real threat to our values, which also happen to be the values of Canada. Deposit photos Deposit photos Deposi...
The Beaverton leading the polls in Conservative Leadership Race
Canadians everywhere have enthusiastically embraced our leadership campaign according to our polls!...
I endorse the Beaverton Corporation for Conservative Party Leader
BY: STEPHEN HARPER, CANADA’S 22ND PRIME MINISTER Over these past few months, as numerous candidates have announced their intention to run to replace me as leader of the Conservative Party, I hav...
The Beaverton will restore Canada’s foreign policy to bombing our way into and out of problems
Beloved Beaverton supporters, Justin Trudeau has embarrassed our nation by removing our CF-18s from operations Iraq and Syria. This spineless move only makes our country more attractive for ISIS to mo...
The Beaverton announces bid for Conservative Party leader
Beloved Readers, The country is broken. People are on the streets. The economy is not economizing. The country is being invaded by niqab-wearing, tax-loving, baby-hating, transgender elites who want t...
The Beaverton Corporation announces its bid for Conservative Party Leader
We believe Canada deserves a better Conservative Party Leader: The Beaverton....
Mike Flynn offers to testify in exchange for immunity to dioxin poisoning
WASHINGTON – The former national security adviser told the FBI, House, and Senate intelligence committees that he’s willing to cooperate with an investigation into the Trump’s campaign ties to R...
Via Rail’s Canada 150 passes delayed until 2019
MONTREAL – Despite their best efforts to get them printed and shipped, Via Rail confirmed this morning that they would be delaying their Canada 150 youth passes until 2019. “I know Canada 152 do...
