Trudeau defends meeting with Chinese billionaires by explaining he wanted to make a lot of money
OTTAWA – After photos surfaced showing Chinese billionaires meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a party fundraiser, the PM defended himself by stating that he only met with the fo…
Local millionaire depressed after meeting local billionaire
VANCOUVER – After what should have been a typical night of eating fresh-caught lobster stuffed inside still-breathing lobster, local millionaire Thane Anderson returned home despondent foll…
Trump ‘thank you’ tour begins with stop at Macedonian fake news website
VELES – President-elect Donald Trump kicked off his tour to celebrate and thank the people who helped him get elected with a special stop at the Macedonian fake news website that had tricke…
Local woman turns to Pinterest to plan perfect hysterectomy
BRAMPTON, ON- Looking to get all the latest tips, tricks and fashions, Brampton woman, Doreen McFay, is using popular app Pinterest to plan her perfect hysterectomy. She is part of a growing tren…
Outdoor rinks open in time for return of weird guys who skate-dance alone
TORONTO – Despite the fluctuating temperatures this fall, the opening of outdoor rinks across the city has coincided with another holiday tradition: the arrival of strange gentlemen who always ji…
6 Healthy Recipes to Look at Before Ordering Pizza
Everyone knows the Holidays are brutal for eating healthy. But they don’t have to be! Here are 6 nutritious, filling, energizing recipes you can look at before you give up and order pizza y…
Village idiot polling strongly in village election
BRICKFORD, ON – Riding on an international wave of anti-intellectualism, local fool Muddy Tom holds a commanding lead in the ongoing village election. “Really, him?” said rival candidate Ma…
Have your say: The Canadian government’s quiz on electoral reform
The federal government wants your input on electoral reform with a quiz from MyDemocracy.ca. Go ahead and give it a try! URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Canada…
Trump shatters racist image by giving Urban Development job to only black friend
NEW YORK – In a move that supporters insist shows he’s not the racist critics accuse him of being, U.S. President–elect Donald Trump has offered the nation’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Develo…
Scientists: Everything in nature smells and feels weird and you should just stay inside
OTTAWA—Top scientists at the Wildlife & Nature Research Institute are now advising members of the public that despite previous statements made by experts extolling the wonder and majesty of t…
