OTTAWA – Disgraced Senator Don Meredith announced today that he would voluntarily resign from his position because he feels his time would be better spent looking after his guaranteed government...
Top 5 Handmaid’s Tale scenes to pretend you’ve watched because the show looks too intense
Everyone is talking about the new Hulu television adaptation of Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, and you would be too if it didn’t look harsh as fuck. Not to worry – here are 5 jaw-droppin...
Parts of Quebec, Ontario inundated with politicians looking for flood photo-ops
MONTREAL – Hundreds more soldiers and disaster relief personnel have been mobilized in response to the sudden influx of municipal, provincial, and federal politicians who have saturated parts of...
Portraits Of Canadiocity: Margaret Atwood
Margaret Atwood, a great Canadian writer hiding a terrible secret....
Return of cod to Maritimes makes local man regret spending last 25 years stockpiling cod
HALIFAX – While most view the return of cod to the North Atlantic as a good thing, local man Dale Thompson now feels like his plan to hoard thousands of kilos of raw cod was a foolish one. “Well...
BC candidate awkwardly reaches out to local constituents at Wreck Beach
VANCOUVER – A BC Conservative Party candidate decided to reach out to electors in the hotly contested Vancouver-Point Grey Riding by canvassing Wreck Beach, a popular destination for nudists. Ri...
Somalian refugee family names baby after Detention Centre they are being indefinitely held at
TORONTO – Looks like Justin Trudeau isn’t the only one getting the honour of having a baby named after him! The Casowe family, who have been stuck in a refugee detention for 8 months since cross...
‘Toronto sure has a lot of condos going up’ notes very smart and brilliant visitor
TORONTO – An entire municipality is reeling after a tourist from Calgary made an observation that has radically altered how millions of people view their day to day existence. Geoffrey Thompson,...
France successfully defeats fascism for first time
PARIS – Jubilant French citizens took to the streets this evening to celebrate their nation’s Presidential election results, which mark the first time their country has been able to prevent a fa...
BC NDP desperately searching for some way to lose election
VANCOUVER – With only two days to go before the province votes, the British Columbia provincial NDP is frantically looking for some way, any way, to hand this election to the Liberals again. “Co...
