Since the position was created in the 1840’s New Brunswick has had 33 premiers, of which you know none. Until someone comes forward and claims the title can you be sure that you are not the premier of...
The Beaverton Weekly Report: May 24, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts thei...
Canadian Top Gun sequel centres around pilots waiting around for government to procure jets
COLD LAKE, AB – Filmmakers have already started production of Canadian-themed sequel to the blockbuster hit TOP GUN, which is premised around two renegade pilots waiting for their aging CF-18s t...
Amazing! This highly effective dating app matches singles based on their targeted ads
Moments after Googling the phrase ‘skinny jeans not too skinny’, Reg Hofstetter saw the following targeted ad: ‘If you like these jeans, you might also like Sheila.’ The result? He super did. This per...
New Tim Hortons ad encourages people to put booze in their coffee
Is there anything more Canadian?...
REPORT: Jordan Peterson using Patreon money to defend free speech from atop new yacht
TORONTO – This week controversial University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson assured supporters that their Patreon donations will be used in his continuing crusade against political correct...
Local family inadvertently drives across Yukon for entire weekend in search of elusive vacant campsite
WHITEHORSE – A Whitehorse family has inadvertently driven 3,700 km across most of the Yukon last weekend searching for a single, vacant campsite without success. Joseph Chambers, his partner Reb...
7 ways to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday that aren’t contemplating the genocide on which it is all built
It has been 150 years since the British North American Act passed through British parliament and made three semi autonomous colonies of Britain into one semi autonomous dominion of Britain. We’v...
Tourists line up to offer their children to famous local sea lion
RICHMOND, BC – Hundreds of tourists at Steveston Fisherman’s Wharf offered up their small children to the famous sea lion who performed an impressive grab of a small child on Saturday. “I ...
Why can’t millennials just bring me the horn of the Mountain Beast?
Arguably no generation has been afforded as many advantages as millennials. Education, technology, and societal advances should be making it easier than ever to get ahead. So why can’t millennials jus...
