Niagara Region Councillor investigating impostor who emailed porn to colleagues and looks, behaves exactly like him

ST CATHARINES – A Niagara Regional Councillor has set up his own investigation into the impostor who used his email to distribute a pornographic image to 95 of his colleagues, and by strang…

The Beaverton Remembers: The Release of Bon Cop/Bad Cop

  No one could handle the raw sexuality of Colm Feore and Patrick Huard.…

White smoke billows from BC pot shops indicating a new government has been chosen

VANCOUVER – After nearly three weeks of waiting, white smoke has appeared from the many BC medical marijuana dispensaries indicating that a new Premier has been chosen. Thousands lackadaisi…

Boyfriend’s romantic picnic spread 80% kielbasa

HAMILTON – Local boyfriend Ivan Reid plans to surprise his new girlfriend Jen this weekend with a romantic picnic spread that is at least 80% kielbasa. “My Tinder profile says I’…

Inspiring! Rick Mercer finally moves out of that alley

TORONTO – In a heartwarming story that has touched Canadians coast to coast, TV personality Rick Mercer announced that he has finally moved out of the iconic alley he once called home. “It …

The Rebelton: Refugees

  “If these people really aren’t a threat to us then there is NO way for us to protect ourselves from them!”…

At least I beat the brown guy

By: Kellie Leitch, former Conservative Party Leadership candidate I wish to congratulate Andrew Scheer on winning the Conservative Party Leadership. While my divisive, anti-immigrant, and half-ba…

Controversy erupts after retailer unveils line of sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween costumes

SHENZHEN, CHINA – An online retailer finds itself in hot water after unveiling its line of ‘sexy’ Handmaid’s Tale Halloween costumes. The outfit, consisting of a skimpy re…

Stock photo of white guy wins Conservative leadership race

TORONTO – In a surprise upset yesterday, the Conservative Party of Canada elected a stock photo of a 30-something smiling white man as their party leader. “When it comes to stock photos, th…

Rogers unveils new ‘Unlimited Cost’ cell phone plan

TORONTO – Telecom giant Rogers Communications Inc. has expanded its selection of mobile plans by announcing its new “Unlimited Cost” option. “With our latest plan, the data might still be limited…